*takes long drag of cigarette* listen kid if u ever have an opinion dont post it on tumblr.com
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
Reblog all of my selfies for a chance to win an iPhone 5!
TRUE MARIAH MOMENT
HOW DARE YOU BREATHE?????? I HOPE YOU KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CANT BREATHE ON THEIR OWN!!!! THEY NEED AIR TANKS!!!! NEXT TIME YOU BREATHE DONT BE SO IGNORANT ABOUT IT YOU LITTLE FUCK!!!! KILL YOURSELF!!
This will forever be the greatest moment in Australian television history
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
*holds wedding reception at mcdonalds*
when is it my turn to be attractive
soda pop. soda snap. soda crackle