*sarcastically reblogs your selfie*
i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
sometimes when i stand up my vision gets really blurry and i feel like im about to die but then its like nvm still alive phew
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
“people with period pains”… you mean, like… girls ?
“I don’t like that person” ”Oh MY gOD HOW DARE YOU???? STOP TORMENTING THEM BY NOT LIKING THEM!!! YOUR OPINION IS WRONG”
“my selfie only got 98 notes!!” get away from me
why do u only have 1 wing
So I just went to the shopping centre and the cashier looked at me and there was GENUINE FEAR IN HER EYES and I didn’t know why and she just looked at the things on the counter and stared at me until I realised that I BOUGHT THE DEXTER DVD BOX, A KNIFE AND CLEANING DETERGENT. I swear I’m not a serial killer.
yes uhm can we not laugh about my serial killer post
sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans