Joana 7-teen ❃ Bedan ♡ ♡ Hi if you’re Simon Nessman ♡ ♡ Tumblr (3.0; @tortoisesoup)http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ferretical.tumblr.com/post/50718979492/my-religion-is-girls">ferretical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my religion is girls </p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50822683110http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50822683110Sun, 19 May 2013 22:57:45 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75d8570354d8dfb7e636ac0f048bade9/tumblr_mlw0o61D0N1r7pqrpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://smilingemoticon.tumblr.com/post/48965730316/i-feel-like-im-a-part-of-the-expierence">smilingemoticon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i feel like i’m a part of the expierence</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821964247http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821964247Sun, 19 May 2013 22:46:21 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://harryfuckyou.tumblr.com/post/50791700561/why-do-girls-act-like-they-dont-watch-porn-or">harryfuckyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why do girls act like they dont watch porn or masturbate like who cares just admit it</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821938213http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821938213Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:55 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6049176ce773aabebca513076168d3b/tumblr_mn14yrulPI1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821927631http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821927631Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:45 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3xx96bfVC1qem0kno1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://weakest.tumblr.com/post/22945064530/made-my-mama-a-cake-happy-mothers-day-xxx">weakest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Made my mama a cake. happy mothers day xxx</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821902037http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821902037Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:20 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dumbl-edore.tumblr.com/post/28075412324/if-anything-should-have-a-ask-limit-it-should-be">dumbl-edore</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821888721http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821888721Sun, 19 May 2013 22:45:07 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drfaggot-.tumblr.com/post/50821609133">drfaggot-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821265214">tortoisesoup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>poli u should read this ur an awesome writer ily</p> </blockquote> <p>i love you so much :** you’re an amazing writer okkk</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/dfaec02ddf800b2a7704b81075a8eb9d/tumblr_inline_mn1vjpreD11qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821768177http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821768177Sun, 19 May 2013 22:43:10 +0800<p>poli u should read this ur an awesome writer ily</p>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821265214http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821265214Sun, 19 May 2013 22:34:57 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5bbafe05554088bf7955f0a1c0e92fd0/tumblr_mn12vi8fS61srwrbfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821249005http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50821249005Sun, 19 May 2013 22:34:41 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://swanepeols.tumblr.com/post/49842437360/coldcoffeh-when-youre-so-pale-that-your-bare">swanepeols</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://coldcoffeh.tumblr.com/post/49842403940/when-youre-so-pale-that-your-bare-legs-reflect">coldcoffeh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds</p> </blockquote> <p>shine bright like a white kid</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50819878699http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50819878699Sun, 19 May 2013 22:11:13 +0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d76e7ad1321bcca939071c7a79d768ae/tumblr_ml4ma45iLb1qbvd5wo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/12e508b5710e43c770b11385b2e293bd/tumblr_ml4ma45iLb1qbvd5wo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50818587963http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50818587963Sun, 19 May 2013 21:47:36 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lameborghini.tumblr.com/post/50737537454/life-hack-be-nice-to-people-with-a-pool-at-their">lameborghini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50818560603http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50818560603Sun, 19 May 2013 21:47:04 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8ro5oVgL1qauaxto1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://felicite.tumblr.com/post/50814485383/100" class="tumblr_blog">felicite</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>100%</p></blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50816369764http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50816369764Sun, 19 May 2013 21:02:45 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bikinimybottom.tumblr.com/post/45323394187/if-jay-z-ever-freaks-out-and-murders-his-entire">bikinimybottom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if jay z ever freaks out and murders his entire family all i know is that the headlines better read ‘jay z goes cray z’</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50816332584http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50816332584Sun, 19 May 2013 21:01:56 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://targayen.tumblr.com/post/44980489775/do-you-ever-stay-in-the-shower-for-so-long-you">targayen</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50815063808http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50815063808Sun, 19 May 2013 20:33:05 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kawaiians.tumblr.com/post/40415498426">kawaiians</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50815051310http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50815051310Sun, 19 May 2013 20:32:47 +0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3d50aedfddd8c5af593d062b30b9f11/tumblr_mmufyjH6gI1rby04wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50815051232http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50815051232Sun, 19 May 2013 20:32:46 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mowwwg.tumblr.com/post/50606997737/you-cant-wear-that-people-will-get-the-wrong">mowwwg</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”</p> <p>the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50814896641http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50814896641Sun, 19 May 2013 20:29:04 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sirnonamstell.tumblr.com/post/27628673827/remember-when-pete-got-a-ticket">sirnonamstell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>remember when pete got a ticket</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gscjc61X1qj10su.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gsd3hWKA1qj10su.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gsdep13Y1qj10su.jpg"/></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7gsdlc6G41qj10su.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50814835758http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50814835758Sun, 19 May 2013 20:27:38 +0800<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://humancentipeed.tumblr.com/post/49713066007/in-the-sims-you-dont-say-i-love-you-you-say">humancentipeed</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.</p> </blockquote>http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50814673881http://tortoisesoup.tumblr.com/post/50814673881Sun, 19 May 2013 20:23:36 +0800